Maldita Castilla ReviewMaldita Castilla Review by Neocasko
Maldita Castilla (PC)
The game I will be reviewing is a game produced by a Spanish indie game creator known online as Locomalito (translates to something like crazy little evil). The game is named Maldita Castilla or Damn Castle for those unfamiliar with Spanish. It was released on December 12 of 2012 and it seems to be even now relatively obscure as of this time, at least compared to the likes of Cave Story, Nitronic Rush, Spelunky, Iji, among others. Now for the game itself...
A witch named Moura cries for her lover who died in an armed conflict (one that leaves a lot to the imagination). A demon finds her in her sorrowful state and manipulates her into magically forming a key out of her tears. She then uses this key to open a portal which releases other demons from Hell upon the land of Castile. The king of Spain then instructs four knights to go on a quest to put an end to this nightmare. The four knights are D
Why RoboCop 2 is WRONGWhy RoboCop 2 is WRONG by killb94
DISCLAIMER: this text has spoilers to the movies "RoboCop" and "RoboCop 2"
Paul Verhoeven's 1987 SciFi action/drama "RoboCop" is without any doubt his most famous and celebrated film. While my favorite movie done by him is definitely 1990 "Total Recall", I'm still very, very, VERY fond for "RoboCop". I love its effects, its writing, its touching character development and the surreal yet legit nature of it. It could have become a masterpiece of Science Fiction cinema...
If only the money-hungry Hollywood didn't decide to milk the fuck out of this movie.
How? By making two CARELESS sequels: "RoboCop 2", from 1990, and "RoboCop 3", from 1993.
As a big supporter of the original 1987 film, I was SERIOUSLY let down by both... The second one being the one that scarred me the most. Honestly, I don't understand why "RoboCop 2" is not considered to be one of the worst movies ever made. Or at least one of the
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